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Anonymous said: i would suck your nipples with enough force to make you cum on yourself.

nihileigh:

If you seriously believe sucking a woman’s nipples like a Dyson vacuum cleaner is enough to make her orgasm, you are going to make a career out of disappointing women in bed. 

fatfiji:

theunbrilliant:

piecesofamoonchyld:

shmamanda:

jaimieamabitch:

yas more of these!

I’m so sad, I found some of these in a thrift store in a tiny town on the peninsula and I didn’t buy them! And now they’re gone!

Hubs will enjoy this. ^_^

MORE HILDA

LOVE THIS! The artists of the 40’s were great at not showing an overabundance of flesh, but instead leaving much to the imagination. The red hair and the red long johns go together like pie and ice cream — most delicious.

Kill Bill (2001)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

thewhisperinglady:

brotoro:

reverseracism:

cyberrghetto:

omg

Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD

all I see is black people talking about this. white people. go see this movie. you need to see this movie.

I want to see this movie.

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

tonystarkr:

castielthewaywardson:

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

wanna wear a mask for a costume? nope. wanna be able to see your legs when you shave in the shower? nope.

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